I get some really awesome spam emails at work. Most of them are in Chinese or some weird computer language with funky symbols, but the ones in English are extremely amusing. Today, one asked me this:
"Tired of sunbathing in clothes because you are too fat?"
I felt that was a little harsh, and it really did a number on my self-esteem. I mean they could have just told me I could lose weight easily with a miracle-inducing Acai berry mixture. They didn't have to go ahead and draw attention to my uber-obesity*, which often causes me to lounge around in 90 degree weather with full fabric coverage from head to toe. Seriously, spam. You're breaking my heart.
*Ok. I'm not really uber-obese. But if I were, you could bet that email would drive me to chow down on krumpets and inhale a 2-liter bottle of coke.
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Living among cheesesteaks, Tastykakes, and brotherly love.
Places worth going to
- Oscar's - Cheap beer. Cheap food. 'Nuff said.
- Art Museum - Pay-what-you-can Sundays = BEST EVER!
- Eulogy Bar - good beers/atmosphere, not for girls who like girly shots
- Rosenbach Museum - because nothing's better than rich Jews
- Constitution Center - making history fun, and selling JFK action figures
- Jones - gourmet home-cooking, pretty reasonable prices
- Beau Monde - crepes! Expensive, but what French restaurant isn't?
- Penn's Landing - great for walking and host to cultural events
- Doc Watson's pub - EXCELLENT quizzo on Wednesday nights at 9PM
- Betsy Ross House - Don't work there anymore, but still showing support
Who be you?
- HighSociety
- TWF. 23yo. Loves newspapers, eating outside, and long walks in Philadelphia parks. Oh and flea markets are pretty cool, too.
1 comment:
I find it intriguing that krumpets are your go-to fat food.
Also, my security word is "obeledic" - an obese paraplegic?
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